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Gary unleashed his signature spell upon Brazil sometime in 2013, it seems.

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a highlight_2 highlighted">shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

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dgge

Father Horatio bellowed in his thunderous voice, "Ulmna Vi Tresci, Benki vun patrium!". As the echos faded across the lands, a silence swept over the battlefield. The earth began to shake and in quick succession, the vast False Army was rooted and swallowed by the ground.

benkitroubles

I don't think you can leave. The board is too comfy. Even when it feels bad. I can't forget how stuck I am.

yourehereforever

I can feel the pain already

shoveitaside

I did not feel like putting Brian Peppers at these girls' slumber party. That's just wrong.

ashnikko

hi guys!

sleepyb43b23b

If YTMND was more popular in the 2020's Sure, why not I feel like experimenting with more Snoop Nye/YTMND mashups, so maybe more on this account. I used to be Howzit, BTW, but that login doesn't work any more, lol

elizabethbathory

Fortunately, you don't actually have to suck his alien penis to beat this boss

itsanalien

He doesn't blame himself, but he should.

ololololololololol

Moon Man has the strangest feeling this isn't our first time around.

pastlives

The Retro Chief is still on his 1,071+ days run as Retro Champion.

theretrochief

Chad Warden is a gay cop who shoves random things up his ass

objectify

This album cover is weird

Weirdcover

Tony Lewis (RIP) from The Outfield names his favourite Winnie the Pooh character.

eeyore80spowerpop

Pyro takes off his mask

donutguy0

During my first college year in NYC, I had such a great time, visiting the West 34th Street Kmart store, which is located in Penn Station. It was the year before the COVID-19 pandemic. I've enjoyed exploring the entire city. When I've visited the Kmart in Penn Station, while entering the store, Chris Daughtry's song "Home" the Acoustic Version started to play on the radio. So I have decided to create this YTMND site, for others to enjoy this nostalgic feeling. To those who loved Kmart so much, it is a great idea to remember these good old days. Enjoy! :D

kmartpennstation

Don Pollo, aka the King of Ohio, gained notoriety after sharing videos of himself attempting to enjoy meals in his car while often being interrupted by his phone.

donpollo

I'm Bengay Eggs, you know my Hips Don't Lie, and I'm starting to feel it's right. All the attraction, the tension. Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? BENGAY EGGS!

bengayeggs

I like making law memes and sharing them with people.

LawMemes

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ZoolanderUnreal

"....The album closes with an eye-opening rendition of the "Batman" theme that plays out like a hallucinatory experience. Chalpin's frantic, operatic shrieks of "Batman!" resound through the speakers over a haunting orchestra, soliliquizing on the meaningless "Gods" we have made out of popular culture (in a tale that may be strictly apocryphal, the raw terror of Sam's vocals were aided by his son's strategic placement of a life-size Adam West standee in the corner of the studio unbeknownst to Sam, which he allegedly thought was both real and malevolent). As the record ends, the listener feels a great multitude of feelings not easily put into writing." - El_Moonkaiser writing about Sam Chalpin's 1966 novelty record "My Father the Pop Singer" on rateyourmusic.com in 2009

truebatmantheme

Recorded off the Grimsby, UK WebSDR, here is a ham radio operator calling CQ, looking for a "satellite" and whistling. G8XXI is his callsign. grimsbyradio.co.uk

G8XXIcallingCQandwhistling

In the Koran, Aisha cleans his clothes after "janabah" from a wet dream He had the night before. So yes, the Prophet DID jizz in his pants!

muhammedjizz

WTF???? mario smokin dat kush!! thanks for watc thsv wtwach youtube.com hi hi

mariosmoker

you have asked his mom to move her car so that it wasn't blocking your driveway for the last time

myfamily

My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

IT'S ANOTHER SELF-AWARE STAGE WHERE THE GAME IS MAKING FUN OF ITS OWN VOICE ACTING AND ALSO X IS ANNOYED SINCE HIS PARTNER IS GOING ALL EMO ON HIM

lolbadvoiceacting

You see, the gentleman depicted in this short vignette is declaring his disregard for environtmental protection efforts, as he does not believe he will personally be a member of the world's final generation of homo sapiens. Therefore he is limiting his recycling efforts to sharing intimacy with the audience's girlfriend. It is very droll.

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